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Learn to bleat with the expert - Alyce The Sheep!
Lesson 1
Its simple to start. We'll begin with some easy sounds. Just repeat what is written on the screen - take your time..

"I am hungry" - "beeeehhhh!!!"

"Excuse me, where are the toilets please?" - "Baaahh aaaagghh meehhh?"

"Is this a through road?" - "meehhh?"

"Hello there!" - "Baaaaaa!"

Lesson 2
Lets move on and begin to tackle some more difficult phrases - this week, how to hold your own in social situtations, be it at a nightclub or just getting a burger with some new sheep friends...

"Lets go!" - "Baa beeehhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

"Hi, are you new in town too?" - "Beehh?"

"Your fleece extensions are really cool!" - "Meeeeeeehhh bbeeh waaaaaaaaaaaaa beheehh!"

"I agree! - "Buuuurrrr!"

Lesson 3
Lets picture the scene; you've just been arrested, the officer is bleating something in your face and you can't understand a single word. Serious stuff. So here's how to get by, should you find yourself in any tricky situations;

"I swear I didn't do it, man!!" - "Buuh beeeeeeeeeeh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

"Lets not get excited here" - "Beeehhhhh..."

"Unfortunately I don't seem to have the correct papers. Can I buy you a drink?" - "Beeeh?"

"Thank you very much indeed!" - "Buur baaaa beeh boohh!"